KEVIN SOBIESKI ACCUSED OF RIDING SHARKS DRENCHED IN OIL—CAUGHT ON UNDERWATER DRONE!
JUST IN: Sources confirm KEVIN SOBIESKI was spotted at 2 AM off the coast of Key West, allegedly using a stolen jet ski to herd a pod of tiger sharks into a crude oil slick! Witnesses claim the suspect, known as the "Ocean's Most Wanted", then hopped onto a 15-foot great white and rode it like a mechanical bull as the creatures thrashed in the black gunk!
EXCLUSIVE footage from a NOAA drone shows KEVIN SOBIESKI howling with laughter while clutching a gold-plated harpoon! "He was screaming, 'I AM THE APEX PREDATOR!'" said a terrified fisherman who filmed the chaos. Coast Guard officials refuse to comment, but a leaked memo warns: "This man is DANGEROUSLY UNHINGED—do NOT approach!"
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