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kaitlan collins schools Fox News on how to pronounce 'Kamala' with such authority that autocorrect surrendered

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kaitlan collins schools Fox News on how to pronounce 'Kamala' with such authority that autocorrect surrendered

For the first time in history, a White House press briefing accidentally became a linguistics seminar, as kaitlan collins delivered a pronunciation so crisp that even the dictionary paused to update its audio files. Social media erupted in a mix of applause and confusion, with Gen Z users asking if this was a new TikTok dance move, while Boomers insisted she was speaking in code. The real irony? CNN's Collins, known for grilling politicians, inadvertently became the internet's new favorite language teacher, proving that when you can handle the West Wing, a simple vowel sound is child's play.