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kaitlan collins literally SPEEDRUNS through the white house press briefing, broke the soundbarrier no cap

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kaitlan collins literally SPEEDRUNS through the white house press briefing, broke the soundbarrier no cap

ok so our fave press queenie just went full on super saiyan mode in the briefing room. she was asking questions so fast the teleprompter got skibidi rizzed and started glitching out. everyone's jaw was on the floor, even the secret service agents were like "she's too powerful." im shaking crying throwing up rn fr. she ate and left no crumbs. the whole thing is going sigma mode on X. you're not ready for this BOMBASTIC sideeye she was throwing. slay.