John Bolton’s new security system just triggered a false alarm for the entire neighborhood, and the cops showed up thinking it was a coup.
So our tax dollars are out here funding this guy’s panic button while we can’t even get the potholes fixed. Common sense says if you’re that scared of your own shadow, maybe dial it back on the war-mongering. My street’s been awake since 2 AM because some former adviser thinks a raccoon is a foreign threat. I hope the HOA fines him for the noise.