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My neighbor thinks his cat is the reincarnation of John Bolton, keeps leaving diplomatic cables in the litter box. AITA for telling him his cat's foreign policy is more coherent than Bolton's? TL;DR: Pet peeves get real geopolitical.

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My neighbor thinks his cat is the reincarnation of John Bolton, keeps leaving diplomatic cables in the litter box. AITA for telling him his cat's foreign policy is more coherent than Bolton's? TL;DR: Pet peeves get real geopolitical.