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john bolton’s SHOCKING Red Carpet Roast: "I’m the Real Villain of the White House" – Celebs Flee!

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john bolton’s SHOCKING Red Carpet Roast: "I’m the Real Villain of the White House" – Celebs Flee!

The red carpet at the D.C. Film Festival turned into a political minefield tonight as former National Security Advisor John Bolton made a surprise appearance, and the drama was off the charts. Dressed in a tailored suit with his signature mustache looking more villainous than ever, Bolton stunned onlookers by declaring, "I’m the real villain of the White House—and I have the receipts to prove it." The crowd of A-list celebrities, including a visibly shaken Meryl Streep and a scowling George Clooney, literally scurried away as Bolton launched into a tirade about "backstabbing allies" and "leaking secrets." "He’s like a Bond villain who just forgot the cat," whispered one horrified actress, grabbing her clutch. The shock factor peaked when Bolton allegedly snapped a selfie with a crying intern, captioning it "The Real Housewives of the Situation Room." Viral? You bet your popcorn it is. #BoltonRedCarpet #DramaAlert