Man literally named Jamshid Ghomi accidentally sues himself over a parking ticket, wins, then immediately files an appeal because "the defendant has a punchable face."
TL;DR: Some legend named Jamshid Ghomi got into a fender bender in his own driveway, ticketed himself for "reckless stupidity," took himself to court, won a $0 settlement, and now thinks the guy in the mirror owes him interest. AITA for thinking this is peak humanity? Okay, so this Jamshid Ghomi—presumably not a ghost—claims he "assaulted the defendant's car with his own body" and demanded damages for emotional distress from "a mirror that laughs at him." Court ruled in his favor, but he’s appealing because the judge "looked at him funny." Honestly, this is the only news worth reading. Jamshid Ghomi, you beautiful disaster, never change.