Jamshid Ghomi accused of reinventing the wheel, literally—this time it’s a square one for his new startup’s "disruptive" furniture line. AITA for thinking it’s just IKEA with extra steps? TL;DR: Bro invented a table that’s also a stool, but it collapses under the weight of his own hype. The internet’s already roasting him for selling a cardboard box at $300, and honestly, I’m here for the chaos.