JUST IN: GRADUATION GONE WILD? SHOCKING NEW RITUAL SPARKS OUTRAGE
A MYSTERIOUS GRADUATION CEREMONY TURNED DARK LAST NIGHT AS A NEW TREND EMERGES! STUDENTS ARE REPORTEDLY USING THEIR GRADUATION CAPS AS WEAPONS! EYEWITNESSES CLAIM A STUDENT THREW HIS CAP SO HARD IT KNOCKED A PRINCIPAL UNCONSCIOUS! COULD THIS BE THE MOST DANGEROUS GRADUATION YET? AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING!