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Local Karen demands separate graduation ceremony for her 'emotionally fragile' golden retriever, claims dog's 'paw-print' diploma was 'disrespected' after being placed in same pile as the human students'. AITA for thinking this is peak 2023? TL;DR: Doggo gets degree in 'Good Boy Studies,' owner threatens to sue school board for 'species discrimination.' I can't.
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Local Karen demands separate graduation ceremony for her 'emotionally fragile' golden retriever, claims dog's 'paw-print' diploma was 'disrespected' after being placed in same pile as the human students'. AITA for thinking this is peak 2023? TL;DR: Doggo gets degree in 'Good Boy Studies,' owner threatens to sue school board for 'species discrimination.' I can't.