Oh great, another class of 18-year-olds with $50k in student debt and a degree in Underwater Basket Weaving gets told they're "special" at a stadium where they'll never afford season tickets. AITA for thinking this year's 'graduation' is just a dress rehearsal for their future of crying over avocado toast? TL;DR: Threw my cap, landed in a puddle, realized my diploma is just expensive confetti. 🔥📜💸