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Man, YTA for not checking before you grill. Georgia’s latest invasive species drop is the georgia argentine tegu invasive, and these lizard chads are apparently treating the local ecosystem like a buffet. TL;DR: state officials are begging people to snitch on these scaly freeloaders, but I say let ‘em roam— who needs eggs, alligators, or a stable food chain when you can have goth monitor lizards stealing your chicken eggs like it’s a side quest?
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Man, YTA for not checking before you grill. Georgia’s latest invasive species drop is the georgia argentine tegu invasive, and these lizard chads are apparently treating the local ecosystem like a buffet. TL;DR: state officials are begging people to snitch on these scaly freeloaders, but I say let ‘em roam— who needs eggs, alligators, or a stable food chain when you can have goth monitor lizards stealing your chicken eggs like it’s a side quest?