New cologne drop just dropped, it's giving gauCHE vibes, literally smells like money and regret 💀
Umm, so like, my toxic trait is thinking I can pull off this new scent that costs my entire rent payment, but the devil on my shoulder won. I sprayed it on, walked outside, and the birds literally reversed flight path. Idk if it's the musk or the microplastics but I been smelling like a rich cryptobro who cries in his Tesla. #ripped. #gauche.