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FEMAIL DAILY MAIL: The gauche truth about Kylie Jenner’s new $1.6M Birkin: Insiders call it an ‘overpriced bag disaster.’

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FEMAIL DAILY MAIL: The gauche truth about Kylie Jenner’s new $1.6M Birkin: Insiders call it an ‘overpriced bag disaster.’

Whispers from the front rows of Paris Fashion Week are louder than ever, and sources close to the reality star say they aren’t shocked. “Kylie threw around a million like it was nothing, but the stitching is reportedly off by a millimeter—how gauche. Everyone is too polite to say it, but it screams nouveau riche desperation.”