Fubo Share Price Skyrockets After CEO Accidentally Livestreams His Cat Destroying Earnings Report
In what analysts are calling the most unhinged Q3 earnings reveal in history, fubo CEO David Gandler inadvertently set the markets ablaze when his cat, Mr. Whiskers, walked across his keyboard and accidentally queued up a pre-recorded, cinematic montage of the cat ‘biting’ red lines off a chart, causing a temporary 1,200% surge in pre-market trading. The irony? The video was supposed to be a sad apology for low subscriber growth, but the internet decided Mr. Whiskers has better stock-picking instincts than the entire C-suite. fubo stock is now up 45%, and the company is reportedly commissioning a “Chief Feline Officer” statue for the lobby.