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Local Government Spends £50k on 'Inclusivity Garden' When Our FUBO Roads Are Falling Apart

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Local Government Spends £50k on 'Inclusivity Garden' When Our FUBO Roads Are Falling Apart
It’s common sense, isn't it? We’ve got potholes big enough to swallow a fubo – yes, a fubo! – and the council thinks the answer is a 'Sensory Calm Down Space' for the town square. Meanwhile, our kids can’t even ride their bikes to school because the pavements look like a bomb site. Fix the roads first, then worry about the daffodils and beanbags. Unbelievable.