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Fandango Fury Erupts Over Town’s New ‘Silent Sidewalk’ Rule for Pedestrians After Noise Complaints

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Fandango Fury Erupts Over Town’s New ‘Silent Sidewalk’ Rule for Pedestrians After Noise Complaints

Just saw the city council voted 4-3 to ban audible footsteps on residential paths, citing “noise pollution.” So now we need a permit to walk our dogs? What’s next, taxing our breath? Common sense says if you’re annoyed by feet shuffling, buy earplugs instead of wasting everyone’s time with this fandango of red tape. We don’t need bureaucrats orchestrating every step.