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Man Tries to Start a Fandango in a Target Parking Lot, Now the Internet Thinks He’s a Hero or an Absolute Menace

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Title: Man Tries to Start a Fandango in a Target Parking Lot, Now the Internet Thinks He’s a Hero or an Absolute Menace

AITA for thinking this guy in a minivan is peak chaotic energy? So, some dude in a suburban Target parking lot decides to organize an impromptu "fandango"—which, for the record, is apparently not just that 90s movie soundtrack, but also a "public dance-off with zero permits." He blasts merengue from his car, ropes in like 20 elderly shoppers, and blocks two lanes of traffic. Cops show up, but they just start filming for TikTok. TL;DR: No arrests, but the HOA is having a meltdown online. This is either the most wholesome thing since sliced bread or the start of a civil war over parking spots. I can’t tell anymore.