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FBI called in after 47 students at Fairfield High School submit identical 'glitch in the matrix' homework assignment solving an equation that has no correct answer. The math teacher, who spent three years designing the problem, says the odds of this happening are one in 3.5 quadrillion and suspects a collective 'algorithmic hallucination' is spreading through the student body. Are we living in a simulation, or is someone hacking the school’s Wi-Fi?