Memes Expose Faculty Slip-Up at Fairfield High School After Yearbook Accidentally Lists Entire History Department as 'Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse'
FAIRFIELD, OH — In what social media is already calling the most relatable academic scandal of the decade, Fairfield High School has gone viral after a student allegedly photoshopped the faculty page of the yearbook to replace each teacher's credentials with the single, unflinching phrase: "Still getting paid." The irony isn't lost on anyone—the edit was so subtle that the yearbook was printed, distributed, and signed by three students before administration caught it. "I just thought it was brutally honest career advice," one senior told reporters. The district has since issued a statement claiming the error was due to a "printer firmware update" and not, as the internet suggests, a cry for help from the underfunded arts department.