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Shaken, Not Stirred: Las Vegas Casino Turns Earthquake Tremors Into a Giant Craps Payout

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Shaken, Not Stirred: Las Vegas Casino Turns Earthquake Tremors Into a Giant Craps Payout

The Las Vegas Strip experienced a minor seismic jolt early Wednesday morning, registering a 3.6-magnitude quake that sent chandeliers swaying and slot machines briefly spewing free credits. The irony? The tremor hit at 2:17 a.m., just as the "Big One" progressive jackpot on a craps table was about to hit $1 million. Witnesses say the floor shifted, the dice went airborne, and a middle-aged tourist from Ohio rolled a perfect seven. The casino is now under a 72-hour audit, as 14 players demand their winnings from the "Act of God" bet. The hashtag #EarthquakeLasVegas is trending as memes flood social media showing the iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign doing the jitterbug.