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dhs just dropped a new ai that tracks your brainrot searches fr fr

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dhs just dropped a new ai that tracks your brainrot searches fr fr

okay so like the department of homeland security literally hit us with the biggest plot twist ever. they updated their whole system with some next-level AI that’s pulling your search history and socials from the deep web. it’s giving major surveillance state vibes but they claim it’s for “national security.” me when i accidentally googled “how to make a bomb” for a minecraft tutorial? 💀 they’re coming for your skibidi toilets too. this is not a drill, besties. mute your mic and clear your cookies RN.