Woman Calls DHS on Neighbor for "Suspicious" Use of a Compost Bin, Gets Shocked When Feds Show Up to Check Her Own “Illegal” Backyard Greenhouse
YTA, but like, the literal kind that gets your organic kale confiscated by the government. My neighbor, a "wellness influencer," reported her quiet, retired vet neighbor to the DHS for "biological weapon concealment" after she spotted him mixing grass clippings with coffee grounds. Plot twist: the DHS agents didn't even look at his compost. They took one whiff of her greenhouse—which was apparently growing "weeds" that weren't basil—and now she's doing a PSA from her living room about "onion layers of irony." TL;DR: girlbossed too close to the sun in a federal jurisdiction, got her basil (allegedly) seized. She thought she was a vigilante, but really she was just a narc with a nitrogen deficiency.