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Woman Calls DHS to Report Neighbor’s Suspicious Bird Feeder, Gets Billed for Unhinged 3-Hour Investigation. YTA for wasting our tax dollars, Karen. TL;DR: She swore the sunflower seeds were a coded message for an avian terror plot.
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Woman Calls DHS to Report Neighbor’s Suspicious Bird Feeder, Gets Billed for Unhinged 3-Hour Investigation. YTA for wasting our tax dollars, Karen. TL;DR: She swore the sunflower seeds were a coded message for an avian terror plot.