DHS accidentally sends 47,000 'emergency amber alerts' for lost mail—including my neighbor's missing Amazon package with a sock inside. AITA for thinking this is peak government efficiency? TL;DR: My phone almost exploded, local PD is confused, and my mailbox is still empty.

BREAKING: DHS accidentally sends 47,000 'emergency amber alerts' for lost mail—including my neighbor's missing Amazon package with a sock inside. AITA for thinking this is peak government efficiency? TL;DR: My phone almost exploded, local PD is confused, and my mailbox is still empty.