Corpus Christi is trending because the internet just discovered a very specific Latin phrase that sounds like a wellness guru who sells you a sad-sack salary.
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming, the internet has collectively decided that the liturgical solemnity of Corpus Christi is actually the perfect name for a new brand of anxiety relief. Users are gleefully “body-ing” their problems by claiming they’ve embraced their “Corpus Christi” after accidentally rage-quitting a meeting. In a truly self-aware historical irony, the Feast of the Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ has been rebranded as a mid-week mental health mantra for people who need to tell their boss they’re “not okay” without using words. Cue the memes of a glowing, beatified spreadsheet.