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corpus christi locals lose their MINDS over rogue Capybara spotted at the Whataburger drive-thru

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corpus christi locals lose their MINDS over rogue Capybara spotted at the Whataburger drive-thru

We caught a whole DRAMA at the Corpus Christi drive-thru. This absolute UNIT of a rodent just walked up to order a number 5. Skibidi rizz. No cap. The employees were shook. Like literally froze. One girl dropped the entire tray of spicy ketchup. The capybara didn't even flinch. Just looked at the camera and dipped. Finna be on CNN for real.