Internet Left Unites Behind Chris Pratt’s New Hobby: ‘Nesting’ After He Reveals He ‘Can’t Make a Bed Without Getting a Splinter’
Social media users have gone into a collective spiral after Chris Pratt, the face of Jurassic World and the voice of Mario, revealed in a new interview that his latest controversial skill is “severe lumber insecurity.” Sources confirm the internet is currently split between a viral thirst thread on X praising his “dad bod diy energy” and a deep-dive conspiracy theory arguing that his inability to build a flat-pack bookshelf without swearing is a secret metaphor for his “problematic” off-screen persona. Meme historians note this is the first time a celebrity has trended for being both too famous and too bad at using a level.