Chris Pratt Declares He's "Not Allowed to Have Opinions Anymore" After Reddit Roasts His Latest Hot Take, AITA for Laughing?

Chris Pratt Declares He's "Not Allowed to Have Opinions Anymore" After Reddit Roasts His Latest Hot Take, AITA for Laughing?

Chris Pratt, the internet's favorite punching bag who somehow survives every Jurassic Park sequel, is back in the hot seat. In a new interview, the alleged human being admitted he's basically been "canceled" for having opinions, which is rich coming from a guy whose entire personality is "awkward dad who hunts." TL;DR: He's mad that people don't like his "work ethic," but we all know nobody can forget that time he gave his wife a horse for his first wife's death anniversary gift.

So here's the kicker: he's blaming it on the "toxic internet" for not letting him speak, while simultaneously starring in *The Super Mario Bros. Movie* and *Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3*, a film literally about a sad raccoon. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a Chris Pratt-approved, non-denominational, vaguely Christian butter knife. Honestly, AITA for thinking the only "opinion" he's banned from having is that his face is interesting? This man is the human equivalent of a stale piece of bread that's been blessed by a pastor. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed at the sheer audacity of the PR team.