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Chris Pratt literally called "the worst Chris" in new poll, and honestly, who even asked?

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Chris Pratt literally called "the worst Chris" in new poll, and honestly, who even asked?

AITA for laughing at yet another "Chris Pratt is problematic" thinkpiece? TL;DR: Internet randos ranked the Chrises (Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, Pratt) and somehow Pratt ended up dead last because... he's too religious? Or he made a joke about his wife? Look, I'm not saying he's a saint, but this feels like the same energy as when people get mad at a golden retriever for wagging its tail too loud. Chris Pratt stans are probably crying into their vegan chicken nuggets, and the rest of us are just trying to remember if he was in Jurassic World or that one Mario movie. Peak drama for a dude who just wants to hunt wild turkeys in peace. Y'all need hobbies.