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chris pratt accused of stealing neighbor’s mail, leaving passive-aggressive notes about their lawn care, AITA for thinking this is the plot of a bad sitcom?

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chris pratt accused of stealing neighbor’s mail, leaving passive-aggressive notes about their lawn care, AITA for thinking this is the plot of a bad sitcom?

TL;DR: My neighbor, who looks disturbingly like a budget version of Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec, has been swiping my Amazon packages because he thinks my ‘astroturf vibes’ are hurting property values. I found a note from him saying, ‘Your lawn is a Minecraft block, please fix it.’ Reddit, I’m irrationally furious—am I overreacting, or is this just another Hollywood narcissist’s way of auditioning for a creepy Homeowners Association role?