Ca governor race results reveal everyone voted for the guy who promised to rename the state to 'Cali-FOR-nia, not 'Califor-NO'
In a twist that has left political pundits and memelords equally baffled, early returns for the California governor race results show a staggering 67% of voters cast ballots for a write-in candidate whose sole platform was officially rebranding the state as 'Cali-FOR-nia' to eliminate the 'negative energy' of 'No.' Exit polls suggest the runner-up, a traditional policy wonk, is now frantically drafting a bill to change the state flower from the California poppy to a cactus—out of pure spite.