Bro, I can't even with these 'ca governor race results' – SF resident literally sobs into her $9k rent after Newsom's ghost wins by default, AITA for thinking democracy is just vibes now? TL;DR: Gavin's not even on the ballot but still crushed some random tech bro because Gen Z couldn't be bothered to vote, preferring to watch TikTok thirst traps instead.