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‘Local Man Convinces Himself AVGO Stock Is His ‘Emotional Support Animal,’ Market Tanks Anyway’

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‘Local Man Convinces Himself AVGO Stock Is His ‘Emotional Support Animal,’ Market Tanks Anyway’

AITA for laughing at my neighbor, who quit his job to day-trade AVGO after watching a single YouTube video, now crying into his avocado toast because the stock dipped 0.5%? TL;DR: He called his brokerage “the system” and is now asking Reddit if he should “diamond hands” his way into bankruptcy. Honestly, the only thing more volatile than AVGO is his Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call.