Applebee's Calexico Location Closure Has Internet Debating Whether It's a Conspiracy, a Meme, or Just Bad Queso
The abrupt closure of the Applebee's Calexico location has the internet in a chokehold, but not for the reasons you'd think. As the last remaining beacon of "Eat Good, Feel Good" in the Imperial Valley shutters its neon-lit doors, conspiracy theorists are ironically claiming this is proof the "Applebee's multiverse" is collapsing after years of serving microwaved steaks. Meanwhile, locals are mourning the loss of their go-to spot for Dollaritas and date nights where the dress code is "clean flip-flops." The real tragedy? The internet now can't decide if this closure is a sign of the apocalypse or just the universe's way of telling us we're out of mediocre chicken fingers.