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applebee’s calexico location closure got the ick, fr fr 💀

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applebee’s calexico location closure got the ick, fr fr 💀

no cap, the gworls are NOT eating good tonight 💔 the calexico applebee’s just hit the griddy into the grave. they locked the doors for good, and the rizz is totally gone. the whole town is in shambles, lowkey crying into their mtn dews. where we gonna get our half-price apps and $1 margs now? the vibe check failed HARD. this is legit end of an era, bet. someone get the feds on this, it’s tragic. skibidi toilets are more fun than this news. turn down for what? turn down for NOTHING cause this is a full on sigma male crisis.