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applebee's calexico location closure got yeeted into the shadow realm, no cap

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applebee's calexico location closure got yeeted into the shadow realm, no cap

the applebees in calexico just got hit with the glizzy glizzy, they're shutting down faster than my rizz on a tuesday. entire town is big mad, like where else we gonna get our dollaritas and bomb appetizers? this is straight up not skibidi, locals are crying in the parking lot. applebee's said "we out" and left everyone sigma-less and hungry. fr fr, the vibes are immaculate but the store is not. more like.. apple-decease, amirite?