Local Man's Entire Personality Was Just Eating At Applebee's Calexico Location Closure Leaves Him Literally Homeless
AITA for finding this hilarious? Some guy in Calexico discovered his entire identity was tied to a chain restaurant's half-price appetizers when the local Applebee's shut down for good yesterday. TL;DR - Man reportedly showed up for his Tuesday night Bourbon Street Chicken & Shrimp date with himself, only to find the doors locked and a sign saying 'Thanks for the memories.' He's now wandering the desert, screaming about the 'death of fine dining' while clutching a plastic margarita glass. Absolutely nobody cares.