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Man (48) walks 12 miles to Applebee's in Calexico, only to find it's closed forever, posts on NextDoor about 'the end of an era'. AITA for thinking this is a sign of the apocalypse?

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Man (48) walks 12 miles to Applebee's in Calexico, only to find it's closed forever, posts on NextDoor about 'the end of an era'. AITA for thinking this is a sign of the apocalypse?

TL;DR: Calexico Applebee's shuts down, local man goes full 'last of the Mohicans' over microwaved steaks, and now the town has nothing but taco shops and existential dread.