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Common sense flies out the window at AMC Theatres when a grown man decides to bring a full-sized inflatable pool into the theater for a sold-out show. Local mom Karen says she brought her kids to see the new horror flick, but ended up watching three teenagers splash around in a kiddie pool filled with popcorn and soda. The manager tried to kick them out, but they claimed it was a "hydration device." The place reeks of wet socks and nacho cheese. Randy from down the street says if he wanted a water park, he would've gone to Disney. AMC refused to comment, but we all know it's a fire hazard.
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Common sense flies out the window at AMC Theatres when a grown man decides to bring a full-sized inflatable pool into the theater for a sold-out show. Local mom Karen says she brought her kids to see the new horror flick, but ended up watching three teenagers splash around in a kiddie pool filled with popcorn and soda. The manager tried to kick them out, but they claimed it was a "hydration device." The place reeks of wet socks and nacho cheese. Randy from down the street says if he wanted a water park, he would've gone to Disney. AMC refused to comment, but we all know it's a fire hazard.