Local genius builds backyard roller coaster after watching AMC stock crash, gets lawsuit from city over 'unsafe thrill ride'
Who needs financial advice when you have common sense? My neighbor Bob spent his 401k on steel beams and a motor after that last AMC dip, and now he's got a three-story rickety ride that shakes the whole street every time his grandkids scream. City inspector shows up with a clipboard, and Bob just says, 'At least I'm not shorting my family's fun.' Meanwhile, the HOA is losing its mind because the coaster 'doesn't match the neighborhood aesthetic.' Maybe if they spent half as much energy fixing potholes as they do policing backyard thrills, we'd all be better off. Common sense says: let the man ride, or at least buy him a helmet that matches the siding.