**"AMC Shareholders Discover Ticket Prices Were Literally Made Up By Reddit Trolls—AITA For Laughing?"**
So, you’re telling me all those "AMC to the moon" memes were just a distraction while short sellers actually made bank? AITA for thinking the whole "apes together strong" thing was just a marketing ploy for overpriced popcorn? TL;DR—my portfolio’s down 90%, but at least I got a cardboard cutout of Chucky as a consolation prize. 🚀💸