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Airlines Are Now Banning Passengers Who Pack Their Emotional Support Alligators as Carry-On, Citing ‘Crocodile Tears’ Safety Risk

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Airlines Are Now Banning Passengers Who Pack Their Emotional Support Alligators as Carry-On, Citing ‘Crocodile Tears’ Safety Risk

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