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Just heard the latest in the adam22 saga – local man starts a GoFundMe to replace his 'emotional support squirrel' that got hit by a car, but he's mad at the city for not installing crosswalks for wildlife. Where's the common sense? You buy a pet, you watch it. Next thing, we'll have traffic violations for squirrels.

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Just heard the latest in the adam22 saga – local man starts a GoFundMe to replace his 'emotional support squirrel' that got hit by a car, but he's mad at the city for not installing crosswalks for wildlife. Where's the common sense? You buy a pet, you watch it. Next thing, we'll have traffic violations for squirrels.