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Man Spends Life Savings on 500 Beanie Babies as Retirement Plan, Now Living in Mom's Basement; AITA for Laughing? TL;DR: Guy believed 90s fad 'abc' investment was fintech genius, gets mad at Reddit for doubting his 'diversified portfolio' of plush toys.

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Man Spends Life Savings on 500 Beanie Babies as Retirement Plan, Now Living in Mom's Basement; AITA for Laughing? TL;DR: Guy believed 90s fad 'abc' investment was fintech genius, gets mad at Reddit for doubting his 'diversified portfolio' of plush toys.