SHOCKING: Local Man Zach Lahn Ticketed for Jogging Without a Reflective Vest at 11 AM — So Much for Common Sense!
I’ve seen it all now. Our taxes pay for these patrols? Zach Lahn was just out getting some exercise on a sunny Tuesday morning, and some power-tripping officer gave him a citation for not wearing a high-vis vest. Where’s the common sense? Next they’ll ticket us for blinking too loud. This town has lost its mind.