zach lahn just turned his girlfriend's coffee order into a full musical and it's low-key the skibidi-est thing ever 🫘🎵
THE RIZZ IS REAL. This dude literally serenaded the barista with a whole diss track about oat milk vs. whole milk. My brain is fried. I'd let him ruin my iced latte any day ngl.
He pulled up to Dunkin like a whole audio drama. The glazing was immaculate. No cap, I'm mainlining this on a loop until my phone dies. Y'all need to see this or you're just not in the know 💀
[Video of the performance is about to go nuclear. Fan behavior? More like main character behavior.]