"Local Guy 'Zach LaHn' Claims He Invented Fire, Still Lives In Mom's Basement"
AITA for laughing at a grown man named Zach LaHn who apparently thinks he’s the next Prometheus but can’t figure out how to use the microwave without burning popcorn? TL;DR: Zach allegedly told his neighbors he "single-handedly revolutionized combustion" by rubbing two sticks together for 3 hours, only to realize he was using two chopsticks from Panda Express. His mom had to ground him for "stealing her lighter fluid." Reddit, I can't with this timeline.