Gamers Accidentally Trigger War Powers Resolution After Using This One Weird Trick on Congress
In an unprecedented turn of events, a group of Call of Duty streamers discovered that repeatedly shouting "WAR POWERS RESOLUTION" at their webcams triggered an obscure parliamentary procedure that forced the House to vote on an actual military authorization. "We thought it was just a meme about who controls the troops," said one confused representative, "but now we're legally obligated to decide if we're at war with an enemy that keeps screaming about hit markers." The irony? The resolution passed unanimously after lobbyists realized it was the only way to get the kids to stop spamming it in chat.