JUST IN: CONGRESS DECLARES WAR ON PRESIDENT! SHOCK 'WAR POWERS RESOLUTION' TARGETS SECRET WHITE HOUSE AIRSTRIKES!
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the Capitol, a furious bipartisan coalition has just introduced a RED-HOT 'WAR POWERS RESOLUTION' designed to SHACKLE the Commander-in-Chief! Sources say this explosive legislation aims to BLOCK a series of unreported, late-night bombing campaigns that the White House tried to keep under wraps. Is the Oval Office HIDING something? Lawmakers are screaming for answers, claiming the president has secretly pushed the nation to the brink of a new foreign conflict! Insiders confirm this could trigger an unprecedented constitutional crisis—and the clock is ticking before the next missile is in the air!